Photos!!

Here are a few photos I took on on my trip to Australia


We went to a crocodile park, bird sanctuary, and went on a ferry.

Jokes

What is the end of everything?

the letter g

Which bus crossed the ocean?

Columbus

What time is it when an elephant climbs into your bed?

time to get a new bed

A riddle (kind of)

What can be broken without being touched or hit really hard!!

Is this funny?

Hahaha!!!

The Crusades were a series of military conflicts of a religious character of a defensive nature waged by Christians during 1095–1291, most of which were sanctioned by the Pope in the name of Christendom. The Crusades originally had the goal of recapturing Jerusalem and the sacred "Holy Land" from Muslim rule and were originally launched in response to a call from the Eastern Orthodox Byzantine Empire for help against the expansion of the Muslim Seljuq dynasty into Anatolia. Some crusades were made up entirely of children. They were not able to reach the Holy land, they died of hunger and disease.

The Christian's eventually took rule over the land but then it was reclaimed by the Muslim's. Now Jerusalem is part of Israel.

Interesting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusades

WHERES THE BOOZE

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preasher... I ssssure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"Nooo, I ddddidnt!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I dddid not Reverrrrend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone,
"My God man, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sssssure thhhis is where he fffffelll in?"

Patagonian Mara

Scientific name: Dolichotis patagona

The Patagonian Mara, also known as the Patagonian cavy is a large rodent. Its one of the worlds few monogamous mammals. Its head and body length is up to 75 cm, and it weighs between nine and 16 kg.

It is found in central and southern Argentina arid grasslands. Its diet is grasses and any other vegetation. Mara's produce three or four litters per year (usually two young), they are monogamous animals, meaning they mate for life.