A blonde walks into a store. She picks up a t.v. "Sir. Can I please buy this t.v?" she asks the shop assistant. "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes. The nexzt day she walks into the store wearing a burnette wig. "Sir. May I please buy this t.v.?" She asks the shop assistant. "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes." She walks out confused. The next day she walks into the store with her hair died black. Sir. May I please buy this t.v.?" She asks the shop assistant. "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," He replies. "How do you know I'm a blonde?" She asks him. "Because you've been trying to buy a microwave this whole time!". LOL! Here's another one!
A blonde, a burnette and a ginga are stranded on an island. A genie appears and says that they have 1 wish each. "What do you want?" He asks the burnette. "To have some sunblock,"She says. He gives her some sunblock. The ginga asks for an umbrella. Then he goes to the blonde. "And what would you like?" he asks her. "A car door. So when it gets hot I can wind dowmn the window!" Ha ha ha!!! What a blonde. Another one! (I know heaps!)
A blonde goes out to her mail box and opens it. She shuts it and goes back inside. She comes out again. She opens it then closes it. Looking frustrated she walks back inside. She then comes out a third time. She opens her mail box and then walks back inside. When she comes out again a man mowing his lawns asks her: "What are you doing?". The blonde replies; "My computer keeps telling me I've got mail but I have none!" FUNNY WUNNY! Well I hope that keeps you laughing! By the way I put this on the last post you ahd about jokes- I just copied and pasted it.
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cool!
Ohh I have some jokes!!!
A blonde walks into a store. She picks up a t.v. "Sir. Can I please buy this t.v?" she asks the shop assistant. "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes. The nexzt day she walks into the store wearing a burnette wig. "Sir. May I please buy this t.v.?" She asks the shop assistant. "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes." She walks out confused. The next day she walks into the store with her hair died black.
Sir. May I please buy this t.v.?" She asks the shop assistant. "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," He replies. "How do you know I'm a blonde?" She asks him. "Because you've been trying to buy a microwave this whole time!". LOL! Here's another one!
A blonde, a burnette and a ginga are stranded on an island. A genie appears and says that they have 1 wish each. "What do you want?" He asks the burnette. "To have some sunblock,"She says. He gives her some sunblock. The ginga asks for an umbrella. Then he goes to the blonde. "And what would you like?" he asks her. "A car door. So when it gets hot I can wind dowmn the window!" Ha ha ha!!! What a blonde. Another one! (I know heaps!)
A blonde goes out to her mail box and opens it. She shuts it and goes back inside. She comes out again. She opens it then closes it. Looking frustrated she walks back inside. She then comes out a third time. She opens her mail box and then walks back inside. When she comes out again a man mowing his lawns asks her: "What are you doing?". The blonde replies; "My computer keeps telling me I've got mail but I have none!" FUNNY WUNNY! Well I hope that keeps you laughing! By the way I put this on the last post you ahd about jokes- I just copied and pasted it.
LOL, cool Piglet
hahahahaha
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