1: A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?".The father replied. "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine".
2: A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
3: A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said,"I don't like the looks of your wife at all," "Me neither, Doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
4: A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered."What did he say," asked the nurse."OOPS!"
5: Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at! him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, Grandpa". He replied, "How did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say
"%$&%#@^" afterwards.
4 comments:
those jokes are pretty cool...
pim:P
haha LOL! heres a joke for you, two blondes sat down in the hamilton gardens, eating on the rusty bench, it was night time and both were wearing there clothes from the social. one blonde asked the other a question, "which is closer cristchurch or the moon?"
the other blonde replied" christchurch" but the other said she was wrong and said back to her, "the moon, can you see cristchurch?"
LOL, im such a funny person, another joke!?
Q: why did the bunny throw is alarm clock out the window?
A: he wanted to see time fly!
LOL! i love jokes-who wouldnt! so please post jokes on my blog!LOL! hehehe! did you like the trip! i reckoned it couldve been better, we could of at lest stopped at the equestrian center! LOL equeastrian rox! any way happy blogging!
hehe, i like the last one the best, cool!!
Ohh I have some jokes!!!
A blonde walks into a store. She picks up a t.v. "Sir. Can I please buy this t.v?" she asks the shop assistant. "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes. The nexzt day she walks into the store wearing a burnette wig. "Sir. May I please buy this t.v.?" She asks the shop assistant. "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes." She walks out confused. The next day she walks into the store with her hair died black.
Sir. May I please buy this t.v.?" She asks the shop assistant. "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes," He replies. "How do you know I'm a blonde?" She asks him. "Because you've been trying to buy a microwave this whole time!". LOL! Here's another one!
A blonde, a burnette and a ginga are stranded on an island. A genie appears and says that they have 1 wish each. "What do you want?" He asks the burnette. "To have some sunblock,"She says. He gives her some sunblock. The ginga asks for an umbrella. Then he goes to the blonde. "And what would you like?" he asks her. "A car door. So when it gets hot I can wind dowmn the window!" Ha ha ha!!! What a blonde. Another one! (I know heaps!)
A blonde goes out to her mail box and opens it. She shuts it and goes back inside. She comes out again. She opens it then closes it. Looking frustrated she walks back inside. She then comes out a third time. She opens her mail box and then walks back inside. When she comes out again a man mowing his lawns asks her: "What are you doing?". The blonde replies; "My computer keeps telling me I've got mail but I have none!" FUNNY WUNNY! Well I hope that keeps you laughing!
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